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mom:you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford commame:THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANTmom:you realize this makes you a nerdme:mom:me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obamame:i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obamame:without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippersmom:me:mom:this isn't normal
Posted on June 4, 2012 via courage isn't the absence of fear with 26,486 notes
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guys
what kind of a store sells nazi socks
loki probably made the socks himself

excuse me can we just look at thor’s face please

this is perfect
YOU GUYS
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Posted on June 4, 2012 via Call me the Tumbling Dice with 23,704 notes
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Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.
Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.
Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.
The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.Beautiful.
Omg it got even better!
Classic
WHY NO LOKI THO. WHY WHY WHY. HE’S EVEN IN THE PICTURE.
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Posted on June 4, 2012 via The Sunshine Girls 123 with 339 notes
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“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
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Faith!
(via holust)
Posted on June 4, 2012 via im just a kid from brooklyn with 258 notes
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Here’s the click and drag game that I know all of tumblr has been waiting for
Oh god yes
yes good
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via voice of treason with 3,470 notes
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.
EVERYONE REBLOG.
FOREVER.
THE WHOLE WEBSITE BETTER FUCKING REBLOG
SCREW CAPTAIN AMERICA I WANT COULSON TRADING CARDS
^I have an Agent Coulson trading card. :D
(via hbic-philly)
Posted on May 30, 2012 via Reality is merely an illusion with 23,174 notes
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via I'm not overly fond of what follows. with 9,354 notes
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Sherlock Holmes (2009) & Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
In which Watson looks disapprovingly over his newspaper.(via sprinklebear)
Posted on May 30, 2012 via { stereos and aerials } with 3,782 notes
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